satwcomic:

E-ELT
I didn’t even have to come up with a joke for this one. The fact that they really named it that is all you need to know. 

satwcomic:

E-ELT



I didn’t even have to come up with a joke for this one. The fact that they really named it that is all you need to know. 

  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable

(Source: billieviper)

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

(via the-captains-wife)

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

(via lisagemeni)

impetuz:

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

Oh

(via drunkonsherlock)

Tumblr Code.

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

image

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

image

always reblog tumblr identification

(Source: aru, via completenerd)

If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock fandom reblog this now

crocodilepatronus:

jennstarkid:

everything will be explained later

i’m reblogging this because the sherlock fandom is terrifying and I’m scared that if I don’t reblog this one day I’m just going to be killed in my sleep when they rid the world of all non-believers or something and that’s what they meant by “everything will be explained later”

(via skippylikespb)

rebeccasallyturner:

vinylchanges:

littlecontrolledcarter:

acidrainin:

fuzzykitty01:

agrabahprincess:

"Made ya look!"

I have never hit ‘reblog’ so fast in my life.

Got me everytime!]

So I got bored and made it transparent

bless u

omg

(via granddad-and-sandshoes)

This!!

(Source: kven-tin)